For riders still at it
My knees are aftermarket. The rest is stock.
Shirts for riders who'd rather laugh at the parts that aren't original anymore than park the bike.
Printed to order · Sizes S–3XL · 30-day print guarantee
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Printed to orderShips in 2–5 business days, then 3–7 days to your US door.
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Free size exchangeWrong size? We send the right one once, free, within 30 days.
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Print guaranteeMisprint or damage? Send a photo — we reprint or refund.
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Real peoplesupport@graythrottle.com — a person reads every email.
Pick your ride
Why we exist
The ride doesn't end when the knees start talking.
Somewhere past fifty, people start asking when you're going to sell the bike. You keep riding. Gray Throttle makes shirts for riders who are still at it — and who'd rather laugh at the parts that aren't original anymore than park the bike.
- Your joke, not a borrowed patchNo club colors, no knock-off logos, no parody of somebody else’s brand.
- Readable from across the lotBig, plain lettering. If the guy at the next pump can’t read it, it isn’t done.
- Made when you order itEvery shirt is printed for your order — and if we get it wrong, we make it right.
For the One Who Still Rides
Christmas Rides
Ride Notes
How to Choose Your T-Shirt Size and Make the Print Last
Measure a shirt you already like, match it to the size chart, then wash cold, inside out and hang dry to keep the print sharp.
How to Choose Your T-Shirt Size and Make the Print Last
How to Choose Your T-Shirt Size and Make the Print Last
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Motorcycle Slang Every Longtime Rider Knows
Squid, ATGATT, chicken strips, the motorcycle wave and more. A dry, friendly field guide to the words riders pick up over a few decades on the road.
Motorcycle Slang Every Longtime Rider Knows
Motorcycle Slang Every Longtime Rider Knows
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Christmas Gifts for Motorcycle Riders (Order by December 7)
Christmas gift ideas for longtime motorcycle riders, plus the date that matters: order by December 7 for delivery before Christmas inside the US.
Christmas Gifts for Motorcycle Riders (Order by December 7)
Christmas Gifts for Motorcycle Riders (Order by December 7)
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Gifts for Older Motorcycle Riders: Ideas for the Dad Who Still Rides
Gift ideas for the dad, husband or grandfather who is still riding in his 60s and 70s. What lands, what to skip, and how to get the shirt size right.
Gifts for Older Motorcycle Riders: Ideas for the Dad Who Still Rides
Gifts for Older Motorcycle Riders: Ideas for the Dad Who Still Rides
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